Da Newz

Gay holocaust memorial vandalized in Berlin
Swastikas painted on memorial to the murdered jews of Europe in Berlin

Don't homo me bro!

Da Newz

Anti-facist hackers crack German Blood and Honour site

mewmew?

Da Newz

Turkish-Germans press Berlin to allow dual citizenship
German conservatives slammed for racial ideology on citizenship
Smaller minarets win approval for Cologne mosque

mew?

SPEACIAL POST< PAIN EDITION

Zho I just got all my wisdom teefs taken out. ouchie! my doctor was zhooo cool dho. he was super nice and positive and told me that god put him on this earth to help people, and he didn't care about making money but being a good dentist, and i could get a sweet payment plan and they'd even take some money off for me. then we talked about rosh hashanah, and how this was already planned in october, so he thought I should be fine. then he called me stylish and made a bunch of stupid funny jokes//he didn't give me weird looks lik evryone at the office i was at before that one. pretty sweet visit if you ask me. ///mom plz come bak wif da codiene cuz my meowfthz shtartin to hert. ///yay baby fjordz! o PSSSS i got to keep my teefz and apparently da ScIENTISTZZ found a way to get stem cells from dem, so i'm saving dose suckers, CRYOGENthIS MFERZ MWAHHAHAHAHA

P<3M P<3MZ

I've been thinking a lot about getting a pomeranian recently, ever since one danced for me in a liquor store in new jersey a couple of weeks ago/are they even a real thing? super kewt katdogz u giv me now thx

KAN I BEZ UR GFZ?

OMG i jus membered dis video and avrilz dance part iz majjoorrr lolz @ dat, omg and lil mama blowz her outta da wasser (obvi)

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HOW TO TELL POPPLZ THEY SOUND RACIST

DA NEWZ HMM WHAT? EDITION

Tarantino and Pitt join forces to scalp Nazis in Berlin

MR> WINKLEEE

ZOMG how haz i nawt done a post on mr winkle??? hez lik da queenyestt kewtest dogkat evrrr wheeeeee!

DA SCHNOOODLES

I kno diz iz a rare dog post (who knew?) but deze schnoodles r zhoooo kewt itz lik da best frum a pewdle and a schnowzr eeee

Da NEwz

Welcome to Berlin's New Statsi Themed Bar

OMG MEMBER DAT VMA OUTFIT???

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ANDROGYUMM

CHERRRR

OK i tried tew pear (?) down teh cher post, but den i thought, y da phuk wud i do dat?

DO U BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER LOVE?

EMERGENCEEE POST

o no dat. o noooo dat. iz da kitteh, allergic to kittehz??? AAAAACCCCCKKKK BE IT NAWT TRU!!!!

WE ARE DA CHAMPIONS OV DA WHIRRRRRLLLLLLL

o and here's da karaoke version ov we are da championz for your convenience