HAwt HaWT ZaZZ ZAZZ

Sumting tellz meh diz bl0gz will deterior8 intew meh pewttin up piczz dat i tink r hawwwt all da tyme. well, watz wrang wif dat newayz? hmph

BECUZ ITZ TEW GEWD TEW MIZZ

DA SHAWM N ONLEEE

Diz post jus had tew be mayyydd, prince honey, call me

OK ALSO

OK also becuz itz da first tyme dat i seen dis m0bie, WTFFF can i plzz haz a boy bod so i can dress it up in hott glam like dizz??? fairy gottmutter u mak dat happen? k thx!

Da Newz

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TOO HAWT aka JAKE SHEARZZ

U GIMME DAT NAO PLZZ!!

ok wut bettr wai tew com bak frum my long hiatus from da bloggiezz than jake shears l00kin at jake shearz grabbin hiz crawtch?? phew, iz it a littl hawt in here? cuz i'm schwitzin'. i'm tinkin uv a new bl0g, possiblz at wordpresss bcuz i h8z the formating on dis shtupid ting fur piczz. ackkk wat tew naym eeett? wat tew right abbbooouttt? aaaccckkle!